Mon, 11 July 2011
Hey there. Once upon a time, we used this Libsyn blog for everything. But I (Justin) haven't really messed with it since... well... forever ago. ("Forever ago" is actually April 11th of 2009. *The More You Know*) For all episodes after Episode 7, you'll need to check out the shownotes blog on our own website: Over there, you'll find all the more recent episodes, as well as other wonderful info about us and the show. Cool, eh? Stay awesome and keep listening! -Justin and Dani // Elfchild's Panda Show Category:Updates
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Sat, 11 April 2009
Notes:
*The poop machine and his successors *A very gay, very musical episode *Daniel's mum and Girls Gone Wild? *The Day The Earth Stood Still / Coraline / Watchmen *No one got plastered on Xmas, but it was still nice *Good ol' party plates *TWO Tips of the Day! *Our mystery Zune listener is... *Loading up on Boone's Farm *Justin practices his Cameron Bright death stare *Vermont/Iowa legalize it, bitches! *Justin's saucy mistress *Shower sex = awkward, good times *What we're looking forward to *...and other stuff we're too lazy to add here. Complete Random Learning Moment of the Day: Illusions - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvVfcyVCdNA ---------------------------------- Special thanks to Jacob for putting me (Justin) in a happy enough mood to record this mess. ---------------------------------- Stuff/People We Mentioned: Marilyn Manson - http://www.marilynmanson.com No Doubt - http://www.nodoubt.com Bill Nye - http://www.billnye.com Leo Laporte - http://leoville.com Jonathan Coulton - http://www.jonathancoulton.com Shirley Bassey - http://www.dameshirleybassey.com Lambchop - http://www.lambchop.tv/ eBay - http://www.ebay.com Revision3 - http://www.revision3.com Dvorak - http://dvorak.org/blog Stephen King - http://www.stephenking.com Dean Koontz - http://www.deankoontz.com Hetty Wainthropp Investigates - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127376/ The Movies Mentioned: The Day The Earth Stood Still - http://www.thedaytheearthstoodstillmovie.com Coraline - http://www.coraline.com Watchmen - http://watchmenmovie.warnerbros.com Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - http://www.harrypotter.com Where The Wild Things Are - http://wherethewildthingsare.warnerbros.com/ Star Trek - http://www.startrekmovie.com Our Links: Official Site (http://www.hippiemoo.com) Elfchild's Panda Show @ Myspace (http://www.myspace.com/pandashow) Justin @ Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/justinthemighty) Daniel @ Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/danielthetrue) The Show @ Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/pandashow) Justin's Other Gig (http://show.justinthemighty.com) Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/pandapodcast) Flickr (http://www.flickr.com/photos/9850252@N04) Music: Theme - "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy Break - "Linda Linda" by The Blue Hearts Ending - "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton (And the little bit during Adam's piece was taken from a karaoke version of "Heart-Shaped Glasses" by Marilyn Manson.) |
Thu, 11 December 2008
Der PolitekturduckenshowzenNotes: *Slowest progression ever! *Woefully behind the times? Never! *Unhealthy fascination with Adam's crotch *CNN: Technopimps Extraordinaire *Is that you, Boomsheeka? *We promise to read hate mail. *We welcome Lady Liberty's copper tits. *Stroking the Colossus *Bienvenidos a Sabado Gigante!!! *Permanently scarred by Graham Norton's Belgian Chocolate *Delicious radiator omelette recipe *Have you pre-ordered "Nailin' Palin" yet? *One word: Taint *Beefalo? *Kirstie's ovaries and the immensely popular mooseknuckle *Completely Random Learning Moment of the Day *Suck it, England! Where's your Billy Mays?! *"It all leads back to Daniel's drunken mom." *Himalayan Whistle Kid Sweatshop Plantation **--**--**--**--** Mentioned: Science Moment of the Day (www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FqLCLooayM) Michio Kaku (www.mkaku.org) Congressman Dennis J. Kucinich (kucinich.us) Univision (www.univision.com) Telemundo (tv.telemundo.yahoo.com) Yo Gabba Gabba (www.yogabbagabba.com) Jonathan Coulton (www.jonathancoulton.com) G4 (www.g4tv.com) Miss Carolina Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww) Cillit Bang (www.cillitbang.co.uk) Billy Mays Wiki (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays) Twitter (www.twitter.com) TWiT (www.twit.tv) Leo Laporte (www.leoville.com) CNN (www.cnn.com) Our Links: Official Site (www.hippiemoo.com) Libsyn Blog (theburrow.libsyn.com) Elfchild's Panda Show @ Myspace (www.myspace.com/pandashow) Justin @ Twitter (www.twitter.com/justinthemighty) Daniel @ Twitter (www.twitter.com/danielthetrue) Music: "Oh Canada" by Danny Fong (www.mevio.com/music/?artist_id=864) "Mr Fancypants" by Jonathan Coulton (www.jonathancoulton.com) "Smooth Sexy Monkey" by Sausage Boy (sausageboy.songhole.org) Special thanks to Andrew Potterton and Blastwave FX @ Soundsnap (www.soundsnap.com) |
Fri, 12 September 2008
Episode 5: Our Podcast Is A Horcrux
*Justin's paper is extra magical *The first 70% is always pointless *Suck it, Hillary... and other things WE missed *Magic Erase your tension *Margaritas + Hulk = a decent time for all *Sell everything to Viacom to avoid confrontation *Coke binges lead to handheld gaming *Stealing cheese and killing hookers *Dani's kidneys are soft and supple *Going straight *Domestic abuse has never been more loving *Apple's vending robot *LOGO (and the suckage within) *A list written in shit? *Fake psychics welcome *Spray-on glitter connections *Hi, Gale! *We don't condone shoving things in your asshole *"Can you make an anal bottle rocket?" *Pre-post-show recap time! ------------------------------------------------ Info: Email - ipodpanda@gmail.com Official Website - www.hippiemoo.com Libsyn Blog - theburrow.libsyn.com Twitter (Justin) - www.twitter.com/justinthemighty Myspace - www.myspace.com/pandashow Youtube - www.youtube.com/pandapodcast Flickr - www.flickr.com/photos/9850252@N04 ------------------------------------------------ Podcasts Mentioned Within: DTWF Podcast - www.dtwfpodcast.com Feast of Fools - www.feastoffools.net Distorted View Daily - www.distortedview.com This Week in Tech - www.twit.tv Zillacast - www.zillafag.com ------------------------------------------------ Lots of Links (So watch where you click!): Mr Clean - www.mrclean.com Movie Tavern - www.movietavern.com Sony PSP - www.us.playstation.com/PSP Mister Bill - www.mrbill.com Blinky Bill - www.imdb.com/title/tt0103837 David the Gnome - www.imdb.com/title/tt0283721 Ratatouille - disney.go.com/disneypictures/ratatouille GTA: Liberty City Stories - www.rockstargames.com/libertycitystories The Leaky Cauldron - www.leakynews.com Coke Blak (France) - www.coca-colablak.fr TAPS - www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com Swarovski - www.swarovski.com Mister Potato Head (Hasbro) - www.hasbro.com/playskool/mrpotatohead Mythbusters - dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/mythbusters.html Hitler Reacts to HBP Delay - www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnt8_okeRA LOGO - www.logoonline.com Weezer - www.weezer.com Adult Swim - www.adultswim.com ABC Underwear - www.abcunderwear.com Johnny Dangerous - www.johnnydangerous.net Amazon - www.amazon.com Bearforce1 - www.bearforce1.nl Fiona Apple - www.fiona-apple.com The Fighting Cocks - www.myspace.com/thefightingcocks Marilyn Manson - www.marilynmanson.com Dippin' Dots - www.dippindots.com Barack Obama - www.barackobama.com ------------------------------------------------ Music: Opening Skit - "Jinx! You're Gay!" by Smart Bomb Radio Theme Song - "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy Ending Song - "No Candy" by The Fighting Cocks ------------------------------------------------ Hey there, peeps. Just adding this tiny bit at the bottom here in an attempt to claim our feed @ PodcastAlley. My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-515bb3dd650f067a77f0f45b60f3a16f} |
Tue, 19 August 2008
Just me (Justin, that is) listening to Marc Gunn and letting you guys know a tiny bit of podcast-related info. Yay! (I promise we're not dead, really. Ghosts don't podcast much.)
Music: "Don't Go Drinking With Hobbits" by Marc Gunn (www.marcgunn.com) Links: This Week In Tech (www.twit.tv) Podsafe Music Network (music.podshow.com) |
Sun, 16 March 2008
This is the kind of shit that happens when Justin is bored and needs creative ways of letting the listeners know the show is still around, despite our crappy hiatus. In this quickie show, Justin interviews Justin. Ohhhhhhhhh yeaaaaahhhh!!! Special thanks to the creative users at Soundsnap (www.soundsnap.com) for the music loop and assorted sounds. |
Fri, 28 December 2007
Justin updates the audience on our mic replacement plans, our soon-to-be-uploaded video, and how much Blue Mics' customer service really blows. For more info on the background music in this little update, visit: http://www.soundsnap.com/user/20 |
Mon, 19 November 2007
Hey all. This is Justin. [That's me!] Ok... I like to ramble. And so... here I am... rambling. I sort of update a bit as I do so [that is to say that I semi-explain the lack of recent episodes in the process]. I recorded this around midnight on November 19th. I'm sorry if I seem all sixes and sevens. *hugs* Oh yeah... I'm in a fake tunnel. Yay! |
Sun, 5 August 2007
We've recorded a 13-minute update, which mentions our Flickr account, our YouTube channel, etc. Lots of general gayness. Enjoy! Today's links: Our YouTube Channel - http://www.youtube.com/pandapodcast Our Flickr Account - http://flickr.com/photos/9850252@N04/ Our Myspace Page - http://www.myspace.com/pandashow |
Wed, 25 July 2007
I'm not really going to give a description this time around, as I'm too busy nerding out and watching "KAPOW! Superhero Science" on The Science Channel. Oh... what the hell... a little description. Ok, so the first episode bit ran long... sorry. But we redeem ourselves with the 2nd part here... which is... er... long too. But it's filled with goodness, like Justin and Dani's gay pride-related babbling intro! Plus: The Frost Bank lady, Hannah's answering machine, and Justin's drag queen ex-boyfriend [delightful ol' Jamie] who joins in on the conversation for an extremely horrible, funny, badly planned podcast. It's truly worth downloading for the overlapping conversations alone. Hehehe. Four people talking over Skype at one time is quite the experience to behold, and provides those oh-so-lovely glitches toward the end of the episode. *Note for any Potter nerds who may yell at me: At the time this was recorded, the release date for OOTP was still July 13th. It was later changed to July 11th, but it was too late to really fix in the recording. If you bitch about it, I'll go Bellatrix on yo' ass! * Our podcast is possessed and buggy * "Do not encourage the furries!" * Watersports, you say? * "I smell patchouli!" * Frost Bank time is... * Gay pride! * Time to call Hannah! * Purse pun! Hooray! * Minty, milky cat semen! * Jamie's cult meeting... * "Oh... sweet Jesus..." * Mikey's suspiciously aware of dendrophilia... * Justin's new mesh boxers, and the penis therein. * "Left testicle, brown. Right testicle, ecru." * Obligatory Joan Crawford reference... * Justin isn't ethnic enough, apparently... * Snoop Dogg can't stay away! * Obligatory Harry Potter reference... * Barack Obama... Osama... so confusing... * Cheer up, straight Jacob! * Burning in Hell this week? Links: Stonewall Columbus - http://www.stonewallcolumbus.org/ Morphicon - http://www.morphicon.org HRC - http://www.hrc.org Google - http://www.google.com Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net Jackie on Myspace - http://myspace.com/thejacexo Barack Obama - http://www.barackobama.com/ Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - http://www.harrypotterorderofthephoenix.com/ Music: Theme Song - "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by Flopsy Closing Song - "A Dozen Bloody Roses" by Dust Rhinos Panda-Related Links: Elfchild's Panda Blog - http://blog.hippiemoo.com Our Libsyn Blog - http://theburrow.libsyn.com Panda Show on Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/pandashow |
Wed, 23 May 2007
On today's show, Mikey invades the show and Dani's presence is minimal. Justin and Mikey's intro goes waaaay too long and turns into the podcast itself. Admitting defeat, the two hyper dorks decide to call Dani and have a chat. Lovely summary, eh?Learn all about... * Kentucky: Still humping goats? * Angering Taco Bell * Angering Barbara Walters * "The Hologrid" * Mikey's math skills * Phones that can sing! * Silly, dandy flamers * Brief Potterness * Allergies and obnoxiousness * A modern major general? Music: "Relief" by Chris Garneau Links: Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net Amanda Steinstein - http://www.myspace.com/amandasteinstein Harry Potter 5 - http://www.harrypotterorderofthephoenix.com Chris Garneau - http://www.chrisgarneau.com Barbara Walters - http://abc.go.com/theview/hosts/walters.html Taco Bell - http://www.tacobell.com ABC - http://abc.go.com Dora the Explorer - http://www.nickjr.com Sabado Gigante - http://www.univision.com/ The Pirate Movie - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084504/ Jackie - http://www.myspace.com/thejacexo Panda-Related Links: Elfchild's Panda Blog - http://blog.hippiemoo.com Our Libsyn Blog - http://theburrow.libsyn.com Panda Show on Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/pandashow |
Sun, 20 May 2007
The 19th of May was the date of Dani and Justin's 2nd anniversary, so they decided to record a little message for everyone. Yay! They also mention the recently-recorded new episode that'll be online soon enough [and features more people than just Daniel and Justin].Links: Shin-chan - http://www.shinchanshow.com Music: "Party, Join Us" (Shin-Chan) |
Thu, 26 April 2007
We FINALLY got a new mic, so we'll be able to record new podcasts and such. Listen to the little update [recorded with our new mic, of course] for full details. Yay! Links: Panda Show on Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/pandashow Panda Show Blog [Wordpress] - http://blog.hippiemoo.com |
Wed, 14 March 2007
It's quite early in the morning, and Justin and Dani have shared the headset [yet again] to bring you guys some random audio. This is another update episode, as opposed to a full-fledged podcast. If you like early-morning boredom, and an outro involving actual audio from Justin playing Nintendo at 4-something in the morning, then download RIGHT AWAY! Today's links: Zillafag/Zillacast - http://www.zillafag.com DTWF Podcast - http://www.dtwfpodcast.com Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net Distorted View - http://www.distortedview.com |
Fri, 19 January 2007
The show isn't gone, Justin and Dani are still a couple, and no hippies were harmed in the creation of this update. Listen for more info! |
Sat, 4 November 2006
Justin has a cold, but he braves it to give you guys some bits of info. Isn't he a trooper?
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Wed, 27 September 2006
Note: This episode was recorded on Christmas Day [2005], but was never added to the podcast feed, and was never heard by anyone [as far as I remember]. Dani's introduction was recorded specifically for this release, and was not part of the original recording. His voice and the theme song were edited in before adding the episode to the feed. Neither were ever actually included in the original format of the show, pre-2006. Music (in order): Flopsy - Dingos Grooved My Baby** The Egerton Boyz - Eat Your Vegetables **our theme song, heard in every episode Our Frappr Map - http://www.frappr.com/thepandashow Our Official Site - http://www.hippiemoo.com Panda Show Feedback/Contact - ipodpanda@gmail.com |
Thu, 10 August 2006
Hannah, my lovable lezzie pal, sent a Myspace bulletin with a bunch of questions. Instead of simply filling out the answers and sending it back, I decided to hand the questions to Daniel and have him interview me. This was originally only intended for my friends on Myspace, but I decided to add it to the podcast feed for you lovely listeners. Enjoy!
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Thu, 3 August 2006
Happy Birthday, Justin! [Er... on August 4th, that is.] As you probably know, this is still episode 3. But this time, it's part 2. Isn't that magical? Part two, of course, means there's a part one. If you haven't listened to part one, then go do so... right now! Part two is totally bogus without part one. It's just mental. And I apologize for the little background sound, but my doofus boyfriend wouldn't turn off his fan and radio before recording. RAWR! *Thank you, Zillafag! *Mongolian Cluster F-ck, anyone? *Props to Joseph, Oregon! *Tacos for Jesus? *Dani and I aren't Paris Hilton. *Yosemite Sam mudflaps are sooooo 2005. *Dani says Chinese people will eat your pets. *Another fine "Burning In Hell" segment is upon us (for real this time). *Justin explains why Starbucks lady is not burning in hell. *We save sinners, unlike those blasphemous Mormons! *Book Recommendations (oh, dear)! *Justin's a shill for the advertising industry. *The Panda Show is the Hindenburg of podcasting! *The rain in Ohio falls mainly in the blimp hangar. *Justin's not a slut. Dani, on the other hand... *Justin's clumsy with the ladies and loves his Magic Shell. *"I voted for the tree." Music (in order): Black Adam - Monkey Symphony Flopsy - Dingos Grooved My Baby** The Predicates - Gay Boyfriend Hiroshi - Ghost Story **our theme song, heard in every episode Links: Zillafag / Zillacast - http://www.zillafag.com Find Your Spot - http://www.findyourspot.com Drink 'Til We're Funny - http://www.dtwfpodcast.com Tower of the Americas - http://toweroftheamericas.com/ Starbucks - http://www.starbucks.com Subway Restaurant - http://www.subway.com Amazon - http://www.amazon.com Jim Grimsley - http://literati.net/Grimsley/ Mark A. Roeder - http://www.markroeder.com/ David Levithan - http://www.davidlevithan.com/ R. A. Salvatore - http://www.rasalvatore.com/ Garth Nix - http://www.garthnix.co.uk/ Naomi Novik - http://www.temeraire.org/ Holes / Louis Sachar - http://www.louissachar.com/ Borders Bookstore - http://www.bordersstores.com/ YouTube - http://www.youtube.com Family Guy - http://www.familyguy.com/ This Week In Tech - http://www.twit.tv/ Twix - http://www.twix.com Podsafe Music Network - http://music.podshow.com WBNS FM - http://www.wbnsfm.com Pottercast - http://www.pottercast.com Mugglecast - http://www.mugglecast.com JAPodcast - http://japodcast.libsyn.com Distorted View - http://www.distortedview.com Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net Suicide Prevention: The Trevor Project Site - http://www.thetrevorproject.org The Trevor Project Hotline - 866.488.7386 [Toll Free] The Gay & Lesbian National Help Center Site - http://www.glnh.org The Gay & Lesbian National Hotline - 1.888.843.4564 [Toll Free] Our Frappr Map - http://www.frappr.com/thepandashow Our Official Site - http://www.hippiemoo.com Panda Show Feedback/Contact - ipodpanda@gmail.com |
Wed, 26 July 2006
In this episode, Dani gets the Columbine Disassociative Award, Justin apologizes to (*gasp*) Kentucky, and Error Robot Voice drops by for a few words. All that, and...
*Justin proclaims "We're a family show!" *We discuss Dani's potential nudity. *Goat-humper cocktail, anyone? *Another fine "Burning In Hell" segment is upon us. *"We roll Monty Python style." *We explain why the Panda Show isn't so regular. *Does Justin drown babies? *Song Recommendations + Indigo Lezzies! *Random Name Shoutout! *The Grandfather Paradox! *Using Cher as an anti-Mafia device? *Dani's straight up GANGSTA, yo! *Hannah, do lezzies like rectal probes? *Anniversary Schmanniversary! *Did you hear about Jim Henson's long-lost muppet, Hitler? *Pimp My Wonderwagon! *Please don't hurt Justin, gay mafia. *Hungry immigrants will soon eat our children! *Satan says visit Hippiemoo.com! Music (in order): Mario Ajero - Canon in D Major (Pachelbel) Flopsy - Dingos Grooved My Baby** Alan Shikoh - It Was A Nightmare Jinx Titanic - Homo Go Home Doug Boldt - Deck the Halls **our theme song, heard in every episode Links: Bill Nye - http://www.billnye.com Anthony Hugh - http://www.anthonyhugh.com/ Carrie Lydon - http://www.myspace.com/carrielydon Podsafe Music Network - http://music.podshow.com Indigo Girls - http://www.indigogirls.com Smucker's (Home of Magic Shell) - http://www.smuckers.com Jinx Titanic - http://www.jinxtitanic.com Carl Sagan Interview - http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/time/sagan.html Logitech (Creator of Webcams) - http://www.logitech.com Our Frappr Map - http://www.frappr.com/thepandashow Our Official Site - http://www.hippiemoo.com Panda Show Feedback/Contact - ipodpanda@gmail.com |
Sat, 8 July 2006
Show Notes: Justin's birthday wish, funky background music, and an update on Episode 3 of Elfchild's Panda Show.
Comments? Questions? - ipodpanda@gmail.com Official Site - http://www.hippiemoo.com Podsafe Music Network - http://music.podshow.com Songs (in order): Boffius - "Into The Blue" Van Davis - "Monkey Chips" Man Bites God - "Sleazy" David Henderson - "Petaluma Groove" |
Thu, 1 June 2006
Just me (Justin) speaking directly to the audience to point out a few things and ask a few questions. Please listen. Thanks.
Frappr Map - http://www.frappr.com/thepandashow |
Sat, 27 May 2006
In this episode, Dani and I do away with all the extra fluff and just keep it simple. Just our voices and a bunch of dorky things to say. We insult our fellow Americans, discuss Dani's non-existent sexually-transmitted diseases, and plead with the listeners for some friggin' comments! Links: Our New Site - http://www.hippiemoo.com Pink Cake Box - http://www.pinkcakebox.com Quiz Universe - http://www.quizuniverse.com Jing Jing's Things - http://jingjing.spreadshirt.com DTWF Podcast - http://www.dtwfpodcast.com |
Mon, 1 May 2006
Music Notes:
Ferret's Intro Music - "Secret Hallways" by A.R. Morgan Theme Song - "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by Flopsy First Song Break - "Fan of the Bean" by The Clintons Second Song Break - "Lumbar Roll" by Go Ask Brian Links: The Clintons - http://www.clintonsband.com Drink 'Til We're Funny - http://www.dtwfpodcast.com Amanda Steinstein / Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net Pioneer Snacks - http://www.pioneersnacks.com Melissa Anelli - http://www.penbitten.com The Leaky Cauldron - http://www.leakynews.com or http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org Jing Jing's Things - http://jingjing.spreadshirt.com Podsafe Music Network - http://music.podshow.com Farscape - http://www.scifi.com/farscape/ Extended Notes: First off, I apologize for the bad sound quality. Dani and I ended up talking longer than intended, which made the filesize larger. [It was 134mb when I finished editing.] And to get that large filesize to a smaller filesize, I had to lower the bit rate. The problem is that the lower the bit rate, the lower the quality. And to get the filesize below 50mb, I had to lower the bit rate to 80kbps. Sadly, the quality suffered. If I'd gone below 80kbps, the sound quality would be sooooooooo not worth listening to. Next time, I'll try to keep the podcast under an hour, so that the filesize won't be freakish and the sound quality won't suck so much. So again, please bear with me. Episode 3 won't suck so much, and will be smaller and well-planned [hopefully]. *kisses for everyone* Enjoy the show!There is no description for this file! |
Fri, 20 January 2006
Ah, my first Libsyn-y podcast. Wonderful, eh? And what's that...? And extra treat? That's right... my special guest - Dani the Boy Wonder!
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